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`B O N D P H O N E. Words and pictures by Chris Lamb.`

4.13.2005 ANODYNE. This site's address - www.anodyne.blogspot.com - is a bit misleading; this isn't a magazine at all. You can blame the lazy persistence of abandoned blogs for the misnomer, as if it weren't for this woman I would have gone with the slightly less awkward anodyne.blogspot.com. But no, for future generations will need an account of a month in the life of some anonymous soul carrying on an ill-advised affair with her now married ex, sprinkled with poignant and all-too-telling song lyrics from Creed, N'Sync, and Enrico Iglesias. This is the sort of thing that will survive after the bombs drop, you know. When future generations attempt to piece together a picture of our troubled times, there will still be the question of whether or not these two had sex within fifteen minutes of entering the hotel room, an unsolvable riddle echoing through time to plague and divide their historians. But I'm losing the point, which is this: Anodyne isn't a magazine. What I've been working on instead of posting actual content here. More later, when there's not deadly Belgian beer to be consumed. posted by chris # 12:21 AM Comments: Post a Comment << Home 02.04 03.04 04.04 05.04 06.04 07.04 08.04 10.04 11.04 12.04 01.05 02.05 03.05 04.05 05.05 06.05 07.05 08.05 10.05 11.05 12.05 01.06 02.06 03.06 04.06 06.06 07.06 08.06

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