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B O N D P H O N E.
Words and pictures by Chris Lamb.

2.08.2005

 

SHAKY HANDS, SATURDAY NIGHT.

Photo 111Photo 109Photo 108Photo 107Photo 106

The problem with Saturday night is

1. You kiss with your teeth.
2. The artist is dressed like Avril Lavigne, or that guy from Unwritten Law.
3. You aren't terribly cute.
4. The art isn't very good, and when it is, it's hung the wrong way.
5. Most of us have seen these homestarrruner.com cartoons.
6. Kissing you, or trying to, I'm going to get a crick in my back.
7. Abby left, and the only one of your friends who's left has a fixation with shotgun-inflicted headwounds that's just plain unattractive, not to mention a bit tenth grade.
8. I'm not good at casual. I'm not good at meaningless.
9. The bit with you on the cart and Serena pushing you would have been better if it wasn't completely staged, wasn't completely Art Kids In Tribeca At One In The Morning.
10. The club was doing Morrissey night, and that's just not my thing. So I said I was going to the bathroom and didn't stop looking for one until it was an hour later and I was home.



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about comics
Vapor Trail (1, 2, 3)
Big Pond: The Idea Store

about music
Ignition Switch (1, 2)
Live at the Tea House
Kracfive Records
The Exploding Hearts
Tracks For Horses
Candidate

about technology
Gizmodo 01/05, 02/05)

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for cn.com
Dish It Out
Battle Ready
Star Students

for lmn.tv
LMN Flixation

for spiketv.com
The Dudeson's Bonebreaker